When USP Labs prints the labels for JACK3D MICRO they need to include a few side effects!!
- SIDE EFFECT #1 - you will turn into a cripple in the days following leg day. On leg day you will be so overwhelmed with the pump that you won't want to leave the gym. This feeling will drive you to do one more rep, one more set, and this will cause severe muscle pain! Be aware!
- SIDE EFFECT #2 - you will become single if you are dating someone. Having already shown up late for one date (its only been 4 days on this stuff) I can't imagine what would happen if I took this for months at a time. If you are not late for your dates, odds are you will be too sore to do anything fun on them except sit, stretch, try not to fall asleep or complain of your muscular pain (see SIDE EFFECT #1)
- SIDE EFFECT #3 - over confidence. You WILL reach PRs with this product. Keep your confidence inside your head, or inside the gym. This product will NOT make you better at karaoke, you will NOT be able to get your favorite strippers phone number, and you will NOT be able to outrun a police dog. Please do not attempt any of these (except getting the girls number, no shame in failing at that one). Keep your confidence inside your head and at the gym.
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Started by JasonPitassi, Aug 07 2012 04:03 PM
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:57 PM
LOL- I have experienced all of those and more!
I get to my date (a few late like you said) my arms are BALLOONED up and I, and she can't help but to talk about the pump/PR's I just crushed. My confidence in life is up- and ego... is out of check =P
Love the post bro!
I get to my date (a few late like you said) my arms are BALLOONED up and I, and she can't help but to talk about the pump/PR's I just crushed. My confidence in life is up- and ego... is out of check =P
Love the post bro!
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:39 PM
Lol, I'm definitely going to have to try this out when I do another Ultimate Alpha Stack next year, should make things VERY interesting.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:52 PM
You dont say?
day 3 on Micro
3 days of PR's
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Less Soreness
Full ness and Increased Pumps..
I like what is going on....
day 3 on Micro
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Full ness and Increased Pumps..
I like what is going on....
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 07:22 PM
Canceled my date just for the IC release! Yeah im already there....
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 11:26 PM
Canceled my date just for the IC release! Yeah im already there....
you are a very smart man
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 04:21 PM
Also, a side effect is wicked training sessions so powerfull that fatloss happens with out even trying that hard. Five days of micro brought my hip lines into better definition.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:44 PM
Also, a side effect is wicked training sessions so powerfull that fatloss happens with out even trying that hard. Five days of micro brought my hip lines into better definition.
dude thats sweet, its a pretty awesome product! I'm still getting used to the fact that there is no beta alanine in it, so I'm still looking for the tingling sensation. The pump and vascularity I get is fantastic though.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:50 PM
This is what Micro Jack3d does...
Just sayin' Pictures say 1000 words
Just sayin' Pictures say 1000 words
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:55 PM
This is what Micro Jack3d does...
Just sayin' Pictures say 1000 words
your legs are nasty! Thats fantastic! I need to get me some wheel like that. I neglected them through HS because I was a cross country runner, and the bad habit stayed with me for three years in college. My first show I didn't lift legs, and even my second show I neglected them a little bit. I have been hiting them hard for about a year now though. I'll end up like you eventually
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 06:52 PM
Another side-effect-HUNGER! It's making me burn some major calories. I have to start re-evaluating my food intake. Most nights at work I'm pretty hungry most of the night. I take food and end up grazing if I have time but I think I need to start taking more protein's and complex carbs to snack on. If I can make it work I eat something small every 2 hours.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:18 PM
Side Effect #4= Tell the world about side effect 1,2 and 3.
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 12:28 AM
^^ LOL it is true- all I talk about it Jack3d Micro and Tp! Half my friends love me the other tell me to shut up and stop flexing 
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 02:14 AM
Side effect #5: You struggle to take your shirt off after you finish your workout because your upper body is ridiculously pumped.
Side effect #6: You feel like calling all your ex-girlfriends to tell them how much you love YOURSELF.
Side effect #7: You spend too much time admiring your nak3d body in the mirror.
Side effect #6: You feel like calling all your ex-girlfriends to tell them how much you love YOURSELF.
Side effect #7: You spend too much time admiring your nak3d body in the mirror.
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 10:54 AM
Side Effect 8: More Chicks digits on the blackberry
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:04 AM
Side effect 9: Pumped like the solution
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:49 AM
In all honesty I have gotten three numbers in the last week and a half.. pumps from the heaven= Side effect 9
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